Ten Conyo-Mandments

Marami nito sa MRT sa Starbucks o sa high street.. got this from mam fleur's site..

THE TEN CONYO-MANDMENTS

1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
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2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
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3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
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4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
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5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex:
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
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6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
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7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
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8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
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9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
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10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

Health Concerns @ 21

A few weeks ago I blogged about a suspected health concern I was experiencing for some days. It was two straight days back then when I experienced this intense half face ache from my forehead up to the area under my right eye, not only that I also felt this twitching on my right eye. The ache was so intense that I had to rest from work and consult the doctor in our company's lousy and not-so-reliable healthcare service provider. Fortunately, I was given a check-up and was asked to undergo some tests.

I haven't undergone all the 5 medical tests until I asked for a second opinion from our ever trusted family physician. After getting blood and attaching apparatus on my body, I've waited for a day to get the results. I've been praying constantly that I wouldn't get anything from what I was unintentionally doing back then when I was a kid.

Childhood & Sweets

My parents spoiled me very much with chocolates, candies, cholesterol-rich foods, chips, and some unhealthy food. I can't blame them since I was the first and only son they have, I don't mean that sarcastically. I mean masarap naman talaga ang bawal. There's a nine-year gap between me and my sister. I can still remember vividly when we still have our bakeshop back then. Everytime my mom bakes pastries & cakes, I used to eat the excess bread and the icing when mom leaves it on the fridge. Talking about gluttony. hay.

To make the long story short, I don't have highblood pressure, but my BP is at high normal already same as that of my dad's. I also don't have hypertension! Yey! for now, but this should also be a warning for me since I'm not getting any younger. All the aches and twitching was just Migraine. Thank God! it was nothing serious. The doctor told me that he got the same when he was also my age. The source? I don't know the doctor haven't stated it. Maybe it's because of work-related stress? or long exposure to computer radiation? I don't know. Up to this point I still don't know the culprit of this migraine that i developed so quickly. For now, I have to take this maintenance drug once a day, and take another one when it attacks.

So far so good! Still happy! Still healthy! ay mali pala. I still need to lose weight and watch what I'm eating pala, as per the 2 doctor's advise.

Happy

This is what I am exactly feeling right now, very opposite from what i was last week. A lot of good things are happening with me so far. But since my sis pested on the pc for so long, i haven't managed to do a longer, more sensible, and readworthy blog. But for my readers' sake, here's a list of things i would be featuring in my future blogs.

First and foremost of all, I want to thank God for delivering me away from a suspected High Blood Pressure, and Hypertension that keeps my family, friends, and officemates very much worried. (will elaborate in later entries)

Second, for a wonderful and a very productive work week for me in the office. (will elaborate in later entries)

Lastly, for putting me back on track on that railroad called LOVE. (will elaborate in later entries).

That's it for now. Will be bloggin' as soon as i can

Music Of My Life

Got this from Lui's blog. gotta try it. looks fun

THE RULES:

1) Open up your music library (iPod, Winamp, Windows Media PLayer, iTunes, etc.)
2) Put it on shuffle
3) Press play
4) For each question, type in what song is playing
5) Hit next for each question***************************************************************************


1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
Pure by True Faith.....seryoso?

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me
Pon De Replay by Rihanna.....huh?

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?-
I'm Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage........doesn't make sense

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Take Me Or Leave Me from Rent..................tama yan!

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Why Don't You Get a Job? by The Offspring

6. Is someone trying to kill me?
I Can Go The Distance by Michael Bolton....habulin mo ako kung sino ka man!

7. What is my sexual preference?
If Your Gone by Matchbox 20....this doesn't answer the question...

8. What am I afraid of?
Don't Know Why by Norah Jones

9. What will I be doing in a few years?
Final Warning by Ginuwine ft. Aaliyah....ano kaya yun?

10. What is some good advice for me?
I Won't Tell by Fat Joe ft. J. Holiday..........bakit naman?

11. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Are You Happy Now by Michelle Branch......di masyado


12. Will I get married?
The Heat Is On In Saigon from Miss Saigon.......so i should get married in Vietnam?


13. What is the story of your life?
Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand..about taking out? labo!


14. How can you get ahead in life?
All I Need by Radiohead...if i have everything i need? tama ba?



15. What is the best thing about your friends?-
Cyanide by Metallica...hehehe


16. What song describes you?
Para Sa Akin by Sitti


17. How does the world see you?
Out Of My League by Stephen Speaks


18. Will you have a happy life?
Confessions Part II by Usher


19. How can I make myself happy?
Take A Look At My Girlfriend (Cupic Chokehold) by Gym Class Heroes..hahaha sana nga meron!



20. What should I do with my life?
Fallen by Sarah McLachlan...huh?


21. Will I ever have children?
Six Feet From The Edge by Creed.....no!

Silence 2

There are so many things that happened in the weeks that i haven't had connection with multiply. There are so many things to talk about so far. I dunno pero either tinatamad ako, wala sa mood, or wala rin naman time magpaeasy-easy sa work. Pero to give everyone an idea, the following are the things i should be talking about on my future postings.

1. Daughtry Concert (yeah! I was there, also includes my encounter with a taipan's son)

2. Pseudoreunion with Highschoolmates (though nagakaroon ako ng kaunting problema)

3. My neverending kaskasan with miro my credit card.

4. In connection with no. 3 ang nakakalaway na sale sa fully booked, music one at celio.

5. Dineouts with BESfriends

6. and some other supposed to be everyday rantings and adventures.

Till my next entry! God bless everyone.